What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

Maybe leave out

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?